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(561): View more from Florida

My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.

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(214): View more from Texas

New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers

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(513): View more from Ohio

Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me

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(301): View more from Maryland

He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.

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(757): View more from Virginia

he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.

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