if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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