My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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