Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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