I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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