My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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