I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
How does it feel to date your dad?
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