So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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