i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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