Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
