I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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