batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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