I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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