I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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