I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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