Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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