so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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