i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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