come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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