normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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