Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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