I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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