I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
