I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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