Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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