Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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