What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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