3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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