is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
