I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is Oprah even human
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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