we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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