I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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