Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize