What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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