ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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