Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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