But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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