No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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