bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize