Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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