Will you blow on my dice?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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