Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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