Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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