69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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