pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize