And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
did you just send me my own nude
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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