Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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