The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't think brook has ever known best
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
