STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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