I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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