how can u be prego again
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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