yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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