I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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