yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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