Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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