I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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